sconed

A cut above the common 'pwned', sconed is the intellectuals variant as it engenders both humiliation for the recipient combined with a small touch of amusement to alleviate any long lasting resentment against the provider of the 'sconing'.

'You have been Sconed!', 'Prepare to be Sconed', 'We WTFSconed that d00d!!!11eleventyone one!'

by Song March 5, 2008

scowned

(verb, past tense) A situation where a litigant brings action against an innocent party and is found out by a judge to be bringing the case in bad faith. That party is then said to have been "scowned." Has its roots in the SCO vs IBM case.

In conclusion, you do not own the patent to filenames. Therefore, this court has no option but to record a verdict of the plaintiff having been scowned.

by The_Real_Chronos July 2, 2006

Sconed

A more friendly online variation of 'owned'- to be beaten (outdone) by someone or something.

See 'owned' for synonymous defintions.

Fyst totally sconed Floydy in that last game. :)

by Floydy January 20, 2007

Sconedral

A person whom gets overwhelmed by the herb and cooked indeed very easily, and makes a fool of ones self

"Dude Brennan greened out and thought he was a chicken, laid an egg and shit himself again what a fucking sconedral."

by MrWinkie May 4, 2022

Sconed

When a male ejaculates inside a woman on her period, the cum and period blood is likened to the cream and jam (respectively) that goes on top of a nice warm scone.

Dude I just sconed this girl last night and stained my sheets!

by SLB Specialist August 25, 2023

scorned man

A nigga that's always down talking on women because 1 BITCH broke his heart

Now that's a scorned man all he do is talk down on women !!who broke his hear?

by 🤓🤓😎😎😎 August 28, 2017

sconed

One of the largest disgraces ever to exist on the earth, it is carried out by taking a scone of any flavor and smearing it in a persons face to show offense to them. People will no longer be near the sconed victim, for he has been sconed and must be looked down on. Now every time that person goes to school, the mall, movies, ect...he will be avoided at all costs. He is a cast out.

John: "What did you say about my mom?!"
Kyle: "She a cougar!"
John: "O no you didn't you bout to get sconed!"
(Sconing occurs)
John: "Ahhhh jelly all up in yo' face!!!"

by Sconer2009 May 2, 2009