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Covered with Scorpions

When someone expresses great distress over something of little impact to themselves and humanity as a whole.

Taken from the X-Men Animated Series Episode "Captive Hearts". Annalee, a projecting empath, uses her powers on Wolverine who, as we know, is nearly invincible/heals almost instantly from almost all attacks. She begins chanting "Covered with scorpions. All covered with scorpions!" and Wolvie begins to hallucinate scorpions all over his body. He exlclaims in a frightened manner "No! Covered with scorpions! GET THEM OFF ME!" Thus, getting worked up over something that will honestly not effect him.
Person A: "Your musical tastes suck! I view you as inferior to myself because of them. If only you were more like me."

Person B: "NO! COVERED WITH SCORPIONS! GET THEM OFF ME!!"

Person A: o_O
by ktbrister September 9, 2010
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Baby Scorpions

Plain and simple, drugs from a homeless man in Calgary.
Homeless Guy: "Hey kids, wanna buy some baby scorpions?"

Kids: "Uh... No thanks bro."

(TRUE STORY BRO)
by SPENCATEHPWNZORKOOLGUY July 2, 2011
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get the scorpions off your nipples

Slang for a bitchy person.

Also known as get the sand out of your vagina, or get the cactus out of your ass
They were being assholes today so i told them to get the scorpions off your nipples
by BABYOIL March 23, 2012
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The Scorpions

One of the greatest classic rock bands. They have over 20 albums and my favourite album by The Scorpions is Acoustica
Hey dude i was listening to the acoustic version of Huricane 2000 and it was friggin awesome! I love the scorpions.
by cb_32 July 1, 2006
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the scorpions

the only effective policing force in South Africa.
is that a scorpion in your arms (deal), or are you just glad to see me?
by alan October 21, 2004
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Smeg scorpions

Smeg scorpions are tiny scorpions which live inside your foreskin and feast on excess smeg. They are impossible to remove as they crawl into the deep recesses of your foreskin, but that's what you get for smegging faggot! To appease the scorpions you must masturbate at least 5 times a day otherwise they will get mad and sting the meaty bit within your foreskin. And trust me.. this hurts! By the way circumcised people CAN get them too... gutted.
Shit I only wanked 4 times yesterday and now my bell end is all swollen, fucking smeg scorpions.
by analex127 September 19, 2009
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Bag of scorpions

A terrible human being who draws you in with their good looks and sexual abilities, but later reveals their utter soullessness. These individuals are known for lying, cheating and general soul-crushing. A figurative "bag of scorpions" resides where their hearts should be.
My bag of scorpions fucked my best friend last night and now wants a ride to the airport. Should I take him/her?
by LizLemmon September 3, 2012
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