Scenic Route

An imaginary route used to explain otherwise inexplicable lateness.

Francine: "Bob, you're two and a half hours late! What took you so long?!"
Bob: "I took the scenic route."
Francine: "Oh, okay. That excuse makes perfect sense and I have no questions pertaining to the circumstances of your lateness beyond that."

by TheHereticTheory August 1, 2011

Schniblo-Tag

Der Schniblo-Tag ist ein Feiertag der in 2002 in Amerika als Steak and BJ-Day erfunden wurde. Er findet am 14 März statt, er gilt als Gegenteil vom Valentinstag, da am Valentinstag die Frauen beschenkt werden und dann einen Monat später die Männer.
Der Schniblo-Tag setzt sich aus Schnitzel und Blowjob zusammen, die Frau bereitet ein Schnitzel vor welches der Mann dann ist und während er es isst gibt die Frau dem Mann einen Blowjob (Natürlich kann es auch ein Mann mit einem Mann machen und die Frau mit einer Frau)

„Heute ist der Schniblo-Tag, ich muss noch ein Schnitzel kaufen“

„Ich habe es zum Glück schon gestern gekauft muss es nur noch zubereiten“

by prkjsh February 14, 2019

sconion

Word used by army units stationed at Ft. Wainwright, Alaska, during the late 1980s to the early 1990s, to describe the act of destroying something or just plain "kicking ass".

On this mission we are going to lay the sconion.

by 11- Bravo June 24, 2009

Schnicknar

From the Latin root 'schnick' a prefix capable of being used in the stead of any other word. Noun, verb, adverb, adj, vb.trans.

expanded through German to schnicknar while maintaining its original meaning.

A versatile word capable of replacing any other word. Eg. I can't find my schnicknar; or, If you're good I'll let you put your schnicknar in my schnicknar.

Further the word can be deconstructed and used in parts. Eg. Stop being such a dicknar; or, I can't eat my hotdog without snicktard.

by Quinn M. Ross September 24, 2006

scania wheelnuts

When a woman wears a scimpy top in arctic conditions. "Chapel Hat-Pegs" springs to mind, but not quite as prominent.

Look at those Scania wheeelnuts, it must be bloody cold outside.

by Jadio August 14, 2003

Scenister

An adjective used to describe the sinister fashions, trends or sayings perpetuated by "scene" or "plastic" people. All the crap pop culture tries to sell us on.

Biggs: Have you seen Terra's new hat?

Wedge: Yeah, that's some scenister shit, bro.

She replied with a scenister remark, showing how obviously vapid and unoriginal she was.

by Patrick E. Parker May 9, 2008

Scenior

like a scene kid, only not a kid anymore. a person over the age of 21 who is still trying to stick with their former "scene kid" self or starting the trend later than the average age. usually looked upon by children, tweens, and teenagers as one of those old people who tries to be "hip" and "with it"

scene kid: omg look at that old chick trying to be us!
scene kid 2: what is she, like 25?
scene kid: yeah, she's a total scenior!

by crazyyninjabot July 27, 2010