The vehicle of the Porky Scotcher's mother which the important security guard takes her out in. This chair has appeared in comedy photographs taken by Monkus and Mickus.
Quick Monk, get in the Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair before Goofy Granny gets back and I'll take a photo.
by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle July 25, 2009
Get the Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair mug.A male administrator with a hairy physical appearance, a fondness for cheap scotch and a penchant for buggery. Like the Anti-Midas everything he touches will inevitably turn to shit. His got to move is the Burt Reynolds '74. Occasionally he will drink too much and go starfish on your living room floor. This person will use his position of power to offer oral sex to his male employees. This offer will often induce involuntary vomitting from the intended victim. Incredibly, Scotchy will not be reprimanded for this behavior by his superiors, which will allow him to search out more male suitors.
Scotchy was sitting there in a Burt Reynolds '74 pose and he told me that since he grew up in a more liberal time he wanted to give me a blow job. I then started puking like crazy.
by Ronaldson February 5, 2010
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Scotchy is proppa radge. U see kids flyin aboot on pia hoistied peds on the back wheel n that. Scotchy is where the sticha b’s and 420 blazers are mental. Ahh aye n the best part is theres always a constant smell of green. So basically divnt gan doon scotchy by yi bill cos its radge n dangerous.
Scotchy is a place in Newcastle upon Tyne.
Scotchy is a place in Newcastle upon Tyne.
by Ryan Clayterz December 15, 2019
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The combined action of finding, conversing, and scoring with girls. Also can be used to describe each of these words' individual actions.
The word is derived from the first three letters "sco" of scoping, scooping, and scoring and combined with the term reaching to produce the word "scoaching"
scoach (v) the future tense of the word
scoture (n) the completed action of scoaching
The combined action of finding, conversing, and scoring with girls. Also can be used to describe each of these words' individual actions.
The word is derived from the first three letters "sco" of scoping, scooping, and scoring and combined with the term reaching to produce the word "scoaching"
scoach (v) the future tense of the word
scoture (n) the completed action of scoaching
by PasstheAlt June 2, 2011
Get the scoaching mug.'''Scorchycle''' scohrch-si-kuhl Scotch, porch, bicycle. A blend of three words to describe an evening on a front porch enjoying a glass of scotch and riding home safely on your bicycle.
My wife is out of town tonight leaving me stuck at home with the kids so I'm hosting this week's scorchycle at my house.
by BlytheN October 17, 2007
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Get the Scoach mug.A versatile slang term based on the word Gucci but for scoochier people meaning okay/good/great/awesome soon to be popularized by the masses. Sometimes abbreviated "scooch" if you're an expert in its use. To be all Scoochy is a wonderful thing indeed.
by Scoochy ma Gucci December 21, 2018
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