got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal

Originally coined by unknown person of incredible literary talent, made popular by Anthony, this phrase is an analogy often used to encourage people pursuing someone of the opposite gender which is already attached.

This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.

A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.

This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"

Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject

A: "wow that girl is amazing! too bad she's already with that stud Anthony"

B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"

A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"

by jet-x June 8, 2009

know the score

The ability to clearly understand a situation, usually due to wisdom gained from personal experience.

The contractor estimated it will take two days to finish the job. But I know the score. It will actually take two weeks.

by Wizard Glick November 18, 2015

floor score

Sometimes also known as a "ground score". Generally drugs or money found on the floor of a club or on the ground.

"I made a floor score at the club last nite. "
or
"Oh look! Ground score!"

by ATL HO November 3, 2004

Scoremuffs

Imaginary article of clothing you wear when you DVR the game and you don't want to hear the results.

After recording the game I'll put on my scoremuffs and I won't listen to the radio or answer the phone. That way I know I won't find out the score.

by odog22 November 15, 2009

Multiple Scoregasms

repeatedly scoring points in a manner that is so awesome one might say "it was orgasmic"

Kimberly had multiple scoregasms in that sand volleyball game.

by cs987 April 9, 2011

settle old scores

To get even with those who have wronged you in the past.

This is no place to settle old scores, or create new ones.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

He shoots, he scores!

Phrase coined by Foster Hewitt (1902-85), one of the first hockey broadcasters in Canada, beginning in 1923 and going on to call the play-by-play for Toronto Maple Leafs games for some forty years.

McDonald passes to Sittler in the slot, he shoots, he scores!

by Hat Trick July 16, 2009