slock list

Always perceived as an insult. Most commonly used in situations when someone is displaying characteristics of Sam Lockwood (from awake of course).

Mikey: "hey can i come over?"
Sasha: "slock list....."

by listmanBCC March 26, 2010

shlock

Yiddish: cheap, tacky junk

Did you get a load of Maudie dripping in all that gold jewelry? The stuff is pure shlock.

by Steviedee January 16, 2004

schlock-back-a

to consume in an oily and greedily fashion. used in conjunction with za's, dawgs, brews, j's or pops.

"brah, let's go schlock-back-a-za at lugi's."

by BABIECARROT September 15, 2019

schlock

Usually used in reference to movies/music/art.

1. Crap

2. Of very poor quality, esp. as a result of being made with insufficient funds or too quickly.

Who was depraved enough to come up with this schlock?

I'm a big fan of b-rated schlock horror films.

by banned in france October 25, 2004

schlock house

A store that sells cheap, inferior quality goods.

This place is a real schlock house.

by staygun August 5, 2010

Schock

1. A feeling of disturbed surprise resulting from sheer stupidity.
2. A feeling of reassurance, embarrassment and shame because of realization of one's own stupidity.
3. Use as all-purpose word in awkward situations when one does not know how to react.

The pronunciation devides into two parts:
1. {ʃ} (hold for one to two seconds) and 2. {ɒk} (release as if it were a rubber band)

Origin: Germany

1. Ryan asked Samantha out..." - "Finally!" - "...but she said no." - "Really?" - "Yes." - "Schock."
2. "The New York Patriots won!" - "No, actually they didn't." - "Schock, my fault."
3. "We got our math test back" - "What grade?" - "Got an E." - "Schock"

by Ty Bargo October 25, 2016

Schlockout

The act of which the male whips his schlong out and slaps the female's face with it until she gets knocked out

Ooooo that's a schlockout, Mitchell said as he put his schlong back in his pants.

by Youngdaggerdickxxx August 22, 2018