shwumpy

Rough, uneven, or cracked pavement or other type of ground. Something that would not be desirable to travel over with small wheels such as those of a skateboard.

I don't think I can roll through this way, the sidewalk's all shwumpy!

by crookie_monster May 31, 2016

Schlumpy Schlump

slang for sleep. Can be used as an adjective to describe someones mood for a day. use this term when you are so tired the only thing you care to do is rub your Weiner. say it as soon as you hit the hay and slowly sink into the pillow.

adj: damn mike looks schlumpy schlump

noun: its schlumpy schlump time or I can't wait to go schlumpy schlump

by yerpdaddy January 25, 2019

Schwampy

Short blurb or information about a random topic.

Why don't we write a blog or some schwampy about this.

by Brizzle the Wordsmith March 16, 2011

schumpy

Very, very strong marijuana

Something that is very cool

A close friend who is cool and feeling nice (not necessarily) from having had too much schump

My friend John, but not Miles

"what's happening schumpy"
How are you doing you swell person

by Captain Chronic September 10, 2008

Schlumpy

A ridiculously comfortable,lumpy blanket. ;-)

Go get schlumpy so we can watch a really bad movie..

by Goose April 19, 2004

Shwumpy-lumpy

Alternate wording for the male genitalia.

Dang, dude, she really wanted that shwumpy-lumpy last night.

by Izibella January 14, 2023

Schumpy

To go extremely sexual and rough during "bow chicka wow wow" time.

"Dude me and my girlfriend had some serious schumpy last night" - David
"Holy shit, is she okay?" - Nate

by Rookie_II March 29, 2023