A cross between the concept of shwarb and Paddington bear, Shwarbington bear is the best and imaginary friend of Crog. Shwarbington bear goes everywhere with him, loves the jobs you hate and is a loyal yet imaginary companion.
1) "Who are you talking to Crog?"
Crog: "Thats schwarbington bear, he is smarter than the average bear"
2) Crog (using hand): "Oh Schwarbington don't stop that feels so good!"
Crog: "Thats schwarbington bear, he is smarter than the average bear"
2) Crog (using hand): "Oh Schwarbington don't stop that feels so good!"
by Schwarbington bear January 14, 2006
Get the Schwarbington bear mug.Schwerps verb (schwerpsed, schwerpsing). intrans (usually to schwerps someone) to behave in a playful sexual manner, to seduce, to make sexual advances. noun someone who schwerpses.
A: How are you getting on schwerpsing 'that bird'?
M: Not really tried yet
A: Dude! Get your schwerps on stat!
M: Not really tried yet
A: Dude! Get your schwerps on stat!
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I was at a party and hooked up with an old girlfriend. Wow, the Dirty Schwerman was a good surprise for both of us!
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Get the schwergeneuser mug.to talk to the opposite sex in a manner in which your intention is to get them to like you enough to go on a date with you
Hi mate, fancy going out schwerpsing tonight in a few bars?
It was a hard night schwerpsing those girls!
It was a hard night schwerpsing those girls!
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Get the schwerpsing mug.1. the noise your mobile phone makes when you put it too close to a tv, speaker, stereo etc.
2. a random word, often used as a greeting by a flid
3. the name of crogs imaginary friend
4. JPs favourite word
2. a random word, often used as a greeting by a flid
3. the name of crogs imaginary friend
4. JPs favourite word
JP: "hey guys you know the noise your phone makes?"
Guys: "No, what is it?"
JP: "You know when it goes: Schwarb Schwarb Schwarb"
Guys: "ha ha, JP you flid!"
"Schwarb!!"
Crog: "Hey schwarbington bear!"
Me: "Crog, you prick"
Guys: "No, what is it?"
JP: "You know when it goes: Schwarb Schwarb Schwarb"
Guys: "ha ha, JP you flid!"
"Schwarb!!"
Crog: "Hey schwarbington bear!"
Me: "Crog, you prick"
by chrispete July 25, 2008
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