schwasted

A word that Maria likes to use in her away messages even though it is clearly not part of the English language.
"Umich is so boring, all we do is get schwasted"
by Atrain April 28, 2004
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schwasted

A word used by little kids who think they're drunk
That party got me so schwasted last night.. I don't remember anything after I fell asleep.. I might have been on marijuana
by genericwhitemale February 10, 2008
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when your get so drunk you trying to proclaim yourself "super wasted" but can only mutter the single word SCHWASTED
dude bro man, last party i banged 32 biotches and got schwasted! (high five and butt slaps follow among ultimate bros and frats)
by alokaler November 01, 2010
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Schwasted

Schwasted, adj: The ultimate in the four stages of drunkenness.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.
"Let's all get schwasted, it's my last night here. Call Milan to DD."
by Schwasted January 19, 2009
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Schwasted

Drunken state usually acheived by consuming massive amounts of alcohol.
symptoms include- stumbling, dancing by ones self, and in severe cases - booting

originated at VT.
"dude they are so f-ing schwasted!"
"I'm schwasted"
"I'm so schwasted im gonna boot"
by germanface November 10, 2003
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Schwasted

Man that bitch was schwasted.
She be actin a funky mess when she schwasted
by Zizzle and Karlizzle June 10, 2007
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Schwasted

Man that girl is Schwasted!
by DamaLicious October 18, 2009
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