Schwanking

The act of simultaneous masturbation and defecation.

Chanse: Hey Anika, do you remember that time we caught Oliver schwanking?

Anika: OMG yes! That guy caught him as well!

by Oliver the Schwanker February 7, 2019

Schwank

To Schwank is to Shit & Wank at the same time. It is a good time saving method prior to a night out.

I am just gonna have a Schwank and a shower before we head out

by Muzzy23 May 6, 2014

Schwanked

To go completely gay (ramming, rimming, sucking, etc ) for a small amount of drugs or money.

Can you believe Jesse actually did that?

Yeah man, he really just got Schwanked!

by Pillowcase911 July 20, 2019

schwanked

Extremely high spirits leading to intoxication from drugs or alcohol; exhilarated or confused by alcohol; crunked; blizted

We are going to get so schwanked on spring break!!!!

by Trista February 21, 2005

Schwank

adj.
A word used to describe something, someone, or a situation that is insanely awesome.

"Wow the snow is really comin down hard"
"Hell yeah the pow pow will be schwank!"

by Sun355 May 4, 2007

Schwank

To schmooze with a bunch of wankers (popular term in Australia for people who are tossers, big-noters etc.) - hence "sch-wank". So you use the word to explain that you have to spend time sucking up to people you don't particularly like or rate highly, usually for business purposes.

"I spent last night schwanking at the Annual Marketing Awards."

by Nicko Longabaugh May 28, 2009

Schwanke

In some languages means Penis. And also is a dirty magazine in Germany.

Did you see the new Schwanke magazine?

by Kansasgirl January 21, 2009