Schwarb

Noun

-A Homerun of epic proportions
-Named after its creator, future Hall Of Famer Kyle Schwarber

Verb
-To hit a Homerun that is heard all around the continental United States
-Typically struck by gods, robots, mythological creatures or superheroes

"Did you see that Schwarb that landed on the scoreboard?"

"It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's just a Schwarb that went into orbit"

"He looks like he's going to Schwarb one"

by Schwarbinator March 25, 2017

schwab

n. one who finds satisfaction in spoiling the fun of others with no clear motive; an extremely uncool preson.

"Your neighbour is such a schwab for calling the cops on your party."

by catastrophysics September 1, 2008

schwab

A girl version of the douche bag

Dude you're new girlfriend is such a schwab!

by Wesd March 4, 2008

Schwarbington bear

A cross between the concept of shwarb and Paddington bear, Shwarbington bear is the best and imaginary friend of Crog. Shwarbington bear goes everywhere with him, loves the jobs you hate and is a loyal yet imaginary companion.

1) "Who are you talking to Crog?"
Crog: "Thats schwarbington bear, he is smarter than the average bear"
2) Crog (using hand): "Oh Schwarbington don't stop that feels so good!"

by Schwarbington bear January 14, 2006

Schwabviously

A well known word meaning obviously, Of course, and duh!

Rachel: So are we eating dinner at bennihana's tonight?

Lizzie: Schwabviously what did you think?

by yes12344 October 3, 2011

Schwab Job

When Schwab receives a text about a male she knows needing a blow job, she will gargle the male's testicles during the act.

Bret: Hey I could use a Schwab Job right about now.
Schwab: Sounds good, come get me!
Bret: On my way.

by Bret Baughman December 29, 2010

Schwabengee

Pronunced "schwa - beng -gee", a term for marijuana coined by Tom Jorgensen in 2005.

Got any schwabengee?

by Hoshi Matamuro March 22, 2009