schlumpy

Poor quality, looking less then adequate,grotesque condition and in need of improvement

Susan inspected the conditions of the department and found the conditions to be schlumpy and not up to par.

by super-sprout November 23, 2015

Schlumpy Schlump

slang for sleep. Can be used as an adjective to describe someones mood for a day. use this term when you are so tired the only thing you care to do is rub your Weiner. say it as soon as you hit the hay and slowly sink into the pillow.

adj: damn mike looks schlumpy schlump

noun: its schlumpy schlump time or I can't wait to go schlumpy schlump

by yerpdaddy January 25, 2019

schumpy

Very, very strong marijuana

Something that is very cool

A close friend who is cool and feeling nice (not necessarily) from having had too much schump

My friend John, but not Miles

"what's happening schumpy"
How are you doing you swell person

by Captain Chronic September 10, 2008

Schlumpy

A ridiculously comfortable,lumpy blanket. ;-)

Go get schlumpy so we can watch a really bad movie..

by Goose April 19, 2004

Shtumpy Shpunkenface

A stumpy slag who gets shpunken in her face on regular occasions.

Slags everywhere

by HayZeus January 15, 2004

schtumpp

Intercourse, To fornicate.

I'd like to schtumpp her.

by Dictionary001 December 24, 2017

Schumpy

To go extremely sexual and rough during "bow chicka wow wow" time.

"Dude me and my girlfriend had some serious schumpy last night" - David
"Holy shit, is she okay?" - Nate

by Rookie_II March 29, 2023