scrumfed

when a males genital area is sriveled and or smaller then normal

i am very scrumfed right now

by wattythemadman3 May 24, 2010

Schlumped

The state of being so high and/or miserable you’re just mentally tired.

Damn bro I just got dumped and I’m hella schlumped.

by Asshole.1234 May 24, 2018

scrumpledina

A person who loves sugary delights such as candy, cake, cupcakes, frosting, bakery items, etc. A person with a strong sweet tooth.

Did you seriously just eat that jar of frosting and that box of peeps?!?! You're such a scrumpledina!

by Joshua Chabot May 18, 2010

Schrumped

To put yourself in a shitty situation and end up fucking everyone and thing around you

"That piece of shit just schrumped our asses"

by tubemaster April 8, 2009

Scrumpledos

1)When both sides of your mouth are scrumpled.

2) A scrumpled being who looks like the pokemon Garados.

He was so ticked, he got a scrumpledos.

by ChocolateThundah June 17, 2010

schimpfed

v. 1. To become taken from one job and put on to another. 2. To add people from another project to your project.

1. "Dan totally got schimpfed to work on that secret project"
2. "We're behind! We need to Schimpf My Project!"

by Æ December 12, 2008

Schlumped

When you are so miserable/high you’re just mentally tired.

"Bro my girl just dumped me" - Person A
"That sucks man you must be hella schlumped" - Person B

by Asshole.1234 May 25, 2018