Schrodinger's douchebag

Someone who is a jerk and decides whether they were joking or not based on how people reacted.

He is such a Schrodinger's douchebag

by mememania November 28, 2020

Schrodingers asshole

A person who decides whether or not they're full of shit by the reactions of those around them.

"That guy who posted ____ but said he was just trolling when no one agreed with him is totally a Schrodingers Asshole"

by ImmortalDobbs June 15, 2017

Schrodinger's compliment

When a girl compliments a guy and he has to figure out if she is flirting or just being nice, leaving the compliment in duel state of both an act of friendship and of flirting until the guy asks.

What's wrong with him?
My boy got hit with Schrodinger's compliment and now he's having a crisis.

by Mordenkainen November 13, 2020

schrodinger’s immigrant

The belief immigrants are stealing all of America’s jobs; but also living off of taxpayer funded welfare.

I hate all of these schrodinger’s immigrants stealing all of our jobs but also living off of welfare

by CameronBri November 9, 2017

Schrodinger's Biden

The version of Joe Biden that exists in the minds of conservatives where he is simultaneously clueless and ineffective, evil and manipulative.

Schrodinger's Biden hasn't accomplished a thing in 50 years in government but can also manipulate gas prices to swing an election his way.

by JMMJMMJMM September 10, 2022

Schrodinger’s retard

Somebody who switches up when they get caught for being a retard

“He Fr schrodinger’s retard”

by BIGGESTOPPYOUKNOW January 8, 2022

Schrodinger's disease

The condition where, until properly tested by a health professional, a person may or may not have any number of cancers, organ problems, infections or miscellaneous ailments. Therefore, they are simultaneously diseased and healthy.

"I have a dull pain in my side, but until I know whether it's something serious or just a muscle ache, I have Schrodinger's disease."

by Amy_S October 14, 2016