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schooliosis

Scoliosis that is caused by constantly wearing a heavy backpack filled with books, usually from school.
Damn that Mr. Feeny! He gives us so many books to read for homework that I'm getting schooliosis from carrying the books around in my backpack all day.
by Dubble Dee February 14, 2009
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scholastic swag

having alot of class, geek'd up, very futuristic, so much class they call you the professor.
i walked up in it with my scholastic swag they all thought was a professor or something.
by masterpiece michael August 18, 2009
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Schoolsterbation

When you get bored in class so you start shoving pencils, erasers, paper, desks, and other students up your butthole.
Kid:"I was so bored that i decided to perform schoolsterbation and shoved Jimmy up my ass."
by We can start at the penis October 31, 2013
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Schoolie Killer

A person who commits genocide by to the nasty free lunch provided by the New York City Department of Education by eating three plus trays.
As I entered the lunchroom, Marlee begged for my schoolie and when I asked him why, he said, “Because I’m a schoolie Killer”.
by Marlipia November 26, 2019
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Public Schooling

The process of replacing an empty mind with a closed one.
I attend Public Schooling. Your opinion has no merit.
by A.Chase February 24, 2008
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Online schooling

Horrible idea, doesn't work well.
If teachers don't know how to use computers, then don't freaking do online schooling!
by Superguy57 April 26, 2020
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schoolies

People go up to Queensland mainly the Goldcoast after they finish 12 years at school, so after the HSC.
People just party and get pissed for a week or two.
It attracts people from all over Australia
Bro what you doin for Schoolies
Im goin to Goldcoast,
Na im goin on a cruise ship
by Philly_jo August 15, 2006
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