schooled

To teach a lesson to.

"I got schooled on that server last night by some f*cking hackers."

"I ended up scoring with that chick last night...Yeah I took her to school."

"It was a great fight. Tyson took that guy straight to school!"

by The_Lion October 17, 2003

scoobed

When smoking weed, if you take a hit and some weed goes through your piece and enters your mouth, also known as "shit on"

Fuck, your piece scoobes like a mofo

by turtle November 21, 2004

high schooled

When a girl you are trying to hook up with/have sex with blocks you with her elbows (like a boxer blocking punches) so you can't cop a feel and she stops you when you try to stick your hand down her pants. She obviously won't spread her legs for you either. Usually everyone's clothes remain on and it ends up just being a long, wasted make-out session.

Friend A: I was trying to hook up with Jill the other night and it didn't work out so well.

Friend B: What happened?

Friend A: She high schooled me and nothing happened. It was a big waste of time.

by CTFD2 October 2, 2011

Mom-schooled

to be taken off of an activity you enjoy by your mother in order for you to "study" a school subject that would be WAY less fun than what you were doing previously.

"I almost beat Gears of War 2, but i got mom-schooled on Act V!"

by Sxel January 18, 2009

home-schooled jungle freak

Homeschooled jungle freak is a phrase created by Mean Girls character Regina George played by Rachel McAdams. It means to be someone who is or was homeschooled and lives in or came from an African country during their homeschooling time.

"They say you're a home-schooled jungle freak who's a less hot version of me" Regina George

by Nuku Nikballs August 5, 2016

high schooled out

When a high school kid tricks out his inadequate car (usually a cheap Asian import but is not limited to crappy domestic and European cars) to make it look and sound like it is fast when really it’s slow and sounds like a lawn mower on steroids. This is often done because they cannot obtain a real performance car because of the lack of funds. High schooling out includes a big oversized spoiler, large exhaust pipes, stupid performance stickers, and a John Deere intake kit for that high performance lawnmower sound.

"Hey, did you guys check out Timmy's wheels?" "Yes, its really high schooled out!"

by chickeninmypants August 7, 2006

home schooled

A person who is socially awkard and does not want to go out in public to meet new people. That's what parents are for anyway.

Generally in a home schooled situation, the stay at home parent is slowly becoming insane, because of having to revisit their past which everyone hated at one point. Over 70% of parents who are home schooling have thought about committing suicide, as they find their own kids as annoying and weird as the rest of the social world does.

Student: Mommy, what are we doing today?
Mother: math
Student:Yay!
Mother:......WHY THE FUCK CANT YOU JUST BE NORMAL LIKE THE OTHER KIDS, BILLY? I DON'T SEE ANY OF THE OTHER FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS GETTING HOME SCHOOLED!! I WANT MY LIFE BACK!! YOU LITTLE DIRTY ACCIDENT!

by ronws23 August 20, 2009