scholastic beatdown

when the principal, vice-principal, counsellor and librarian take turns talking about the student's emotions and issues then after 15 minutes have passed they started disciplining the child according to the sins they committed.

Yo, I heard Jimmy got the scholastic beatdown yesterday.

Yeah, he can't even move his jaw anymore.

by jizhe September 25, 2019

scholasticitis

A seemingly harmless disease, vivified by ones entrance into an institution of higher education, resulting in assholism, severe cases of jerkherria and the rare but horrid instances of nausea imposed on others. Most common symptoms include a desperate urge for attention and a pathetic need to prove oneself to others. Causes behind the disease have eluded researchers for decades, since many of them suffer from severe cases of scholasticitis themselves. Although speculations suggest an increase in one's production of self-assumed intelligence might be the cause behind this ruthless disease.

Easy ways to spot victims of scholasticitis include the following simple tests:
1. Subject has difficulty passing a single day without correcting someone.
2. Subject believes that scholasticitis probably indicates some form of praise that he/she/it will then proceed to define themselves.
3. Subject will attempt to correct the grammar, spelling, punctuation and/or logic behind this very definition of their condition.

That is one pretentious jerk, perhaps he suffers from scholasticitis.

Scholasticitis has ruined my friendships. (Proclaimed by a reformed victim of a prior case of scholasticitis)

by Richard Dick Smithsonian III November 13, 2010

Scholastic Bookfair

A shitshow full of books and other trinkets.Most fucktards get the trinkets just to be cool when the books watch and learn.Most kids get the books with fucking legos.Thats the only book they like

Bruce: Yay its our time for the Scholastic Bookfair!!
Johnson: Im going for the lego books!

by Boomfuckalacka October 29, 2019

Schlastic

The ability to stretch, especially in the vaginal area.

by Pathogen October 29, 2003

Schlastic

some one with too much time on their hands. see also toomuchtimicus

Kyle Is Schlastic

by Impact October 31, 2003

scholasick

very Sick of school. always wanting to play hooky.

Lopuhoid: Laurie, I am so scholasick!!
Laurie: TELL me about it!
Lopuhoid: The only thing that makes school better is my tothot boyfriend over there!
Laurie: I know!

by Lopuhoid September 27, 2007

scholasticism

the practice of studying for test, quiz, or anything else related to school.

Bob played his xbox today instead of doing his hw, demonstrating bad scholasticism.

by Onemanwlfpck February 8, 2010