"When I won a scholarship during my graduation on May 27th of 2004, I was literally stupified! Now it's so tempting to spend it on something good but I better put it to college."
-me
-me
by Dave June 29, 2004
by carlos March 02, 2004
James: Yo I heard Tyshawn got in to Duke and got a full scholarship, too.
Bill: WHAT I cracked like 2000 on my SATs and had a 4.0 and I got waitlisted. He didn't even score 1000 and he had a 2.0.
James: Yeah but he's the number one basketball prospect in the country. He's on that athletic scholarship.
Bill: WHAT I cracked like 2000 on my SATs and had a 4.0 and I got waitlisted. He didn't even score 1000 and he had a 2.0.
James: Yeah but he's the number one basketball prospect in the country. He's on that athletic scholarship.
by Ginormous D April 17, 2011
In the college world, many honors students get financial aid through what is called a "work scholarship".
This is, for all intents and purposes, indentured servitude.
The work itself is almost always menial and meaningless, and it is easier to schedule an interview with manti te'o's girlfriend than it is to find out how much the scholarship is actually worth. But rest assured, you will never see a dime of your "wages".
Also,if you come up short of the 75 required work hours in the semester, prepare to have your balls lopped off.
This is, for all intents and purposes, indentured servitude.
The work itself is almost always menial and meaningless, and it is easier to schedule an interview with manti te'o's girlfriend than it is to find out how much the scholarship is actually worth. But rest assured, you will never see a dime of your "wages".
Also,if you come up short of the 75 required work hours in the semester, prepare to have your balls lopped off.
Person 1: "Did you get in to that college?"
Person 2: "Yeah, and I got offered a work scholarship!"
Person 1: "I thought indentured servitude was illegal?"
Person 2: "Yeah, and I got offered a work scholarship!"
Person 1: "I thought indentured servitude was illegal?"
by Joejitsu101 February 16, 2014
An actual gay or lesbian person that is so obviously gay/slightly stereotypically gay that they should get a scholarship for it. Typically in their 20's.
Becky: There's no question, she's obviously a lesbian.
Sarah: I know right she's totally a scholarship gay!
Becky: At least I know for sure I'm not falling for another straight girl!
Sarah: I know right she's totally a scholarship gay!
Becky: At least I know for sure I'm not falling for another straight girl!
by DriaLynn June 17, 2015
Dad: You've gpt 4 Cs & a D; how do you expect to ever get into & graduate college with grades like that?
Son: With a jockstrap scholarship, of course!
Son: With a jockstrap scholarship, of course!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 26, 2020
by wolfbait51 May 28, 2011