Schlonger

The adjective that describes someone whose schlong is longer than someone else. Can also be used to describe one with a very large schlong, one that is likely to be longer than many other schlongs.

I'm schlonger than you mate, get over it.

NOT:
His dick was so much schlonger than my boyfriend's!
-the idea that we are talking about his schlong is within the word 'schlonger'. You do not need to say 'dick' As well, if you do not put 'sch' before 'longer' in that sentence, it would be functional.

by Schlong Longshire February 12, 2009

schnackered

To be completely messed up and/or drunk.

"Knockered? Knackered? Schnockered? SURELY you mean SCHNACKERED!"

by Nicholas Becker December 10, 2006

Schnorer

Actually spelled Schnorrer or shnorrer and is a Yiddish term meaning "beggar" or "sponger".1 The word Schnorrer also occurs in German to describe a person who frequently asks for little things, like cigarettes or little sums of money, without offering a return, and has thus come to mean freeloader. The English usage of the word denotes a sly chiseler who will get money out of another any way he can, often through an air of entitlement.

Mike is such a schnorer , always bumming a cigarette . I have yet to get one in return

by DaSnake January 19, 2013

Schlenker

An interjection of pure joy.

Oh My Schlenker!!

by amzysaurous April 21, 2011

Schlinger Schlonger

The expression of the term “massive dick”

“Bruh you are such a schlinger schlonger”

by The Shlinged of the Schlong August 26, 2019

schnokered

high, stoned, drunk, three sheets to the wind

That case of beer last night had me really schnokered.

by JerryRocks September 23, 2005

schnookered

A state of being intoxicated to an excessive degree, while in public.

I was so schnookered last night!

by Chelsea F May 11, 2006