Schneider

A smart tall handsom black boy with a big D and glasses only gets as and bs in class

omg schneider is so hot

by janiola November 05, 2018

Schneider

A pretentious, white, Caucasian, egotistical, asshole bastard whom hails from Oklahoma City and has a white residue surrounding his nostril region.

Hey that guy Sure is a douche. I bet he is a Schneider.

by lilbuddha August 12, 2011

Schneider

He is a very nice guy. Plays lots of intruments, very talented, smart, a class clown, ALWAYS gets into trouble, has lots of friends and a heartthrob in school. Girls be careful when you see him, you’ll fall for him instantly like I did.

Girl: Holy shit, that guy is sex on legs!
Boy: Yeahh, he’s my homie, he’s name is Schneider.

by iloverainbows<3 June 24, 2018

Schneider

A girl who likes to accessibly meow in any public establishment.

There goes Schneider again, meow like usual.

by ahoykatiemeowa October 18, 2011

schneider

Derived from the handyman on the 70's TV show One Day at a Time, he or she is that goofball friend that makes non-stop wisecracks and doesn't take anything seriously.

Jeff always says such funny shizzle. He is such a schneider.

by KingMotan November 10, 2010

Schneider

Avi Schneider has a tiny penis

Avi Schneider looked down and tried fingering his pussy.

by Dr MJ March 05, 2020

schneiders

small butt cheeks. Not necessarely a bad looking butt, just small.

"If my butt were any smaller I would have some schneiders"

by tigerfat May 19, 2009