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schmuckbait

Use it for catching the biggest schmuck in the world, (Donald Trump). Put it on a hook, cast your line out anywhere.
He's a royal schmuckbait.
by Murray Haldanish September 17, 2019
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Schmuck

by lebronisgoat October 29, 2018
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schmuckaluck

an individual possessing high amounts of the traits of a schmuck; a schmuck of considerable stature.
Jeez, sandals with socks AND a fanny pack? What a schmuckaluck.
by Jeff Blauser March 8, 2009
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Shush you schmuck

An example of Niko and Chunkz telling people to be quiet for waffling
by Callum A November 30, 2019
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schmuckness per pound

A ratio used to measure the degree that someone is a schmuck, based on the amount which they weigh. Useful for comparing two or more schmucks.
"Justin Timberlake and Rush Limbaugh are both schmucks, but Justin Timberlake beats him in schmuckness per pound."
by The Fly February 9, 2004
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schmur

an expression of any possible feeling (can be used in any context) mostly though if you are mad or sad.
When are you going to do your homework?
SCHMUR! I dont like homework!
by Jonathan Leary March 17, 2009
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Schmuke

When two people are walking towards each other and repeatedly attempt to pass one another but end up moving in the same direction so that they are face to face.
Troy and Alex were caught in a schmuke when they tried to pass each other in the hallway.

To get out of the schmuke Troy said, “ Schmuke” zoomed out of the way.
by APLitNewWords October 31, 2019
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