When two people are walking towards each other and repeatedly attempt to pass one another but end up moving in the same direction so that they are face to face.
Troy and Alex were caught in a schmuke when they tried to pass each other in the hallway.
To get out of the schmuke Troy said, “ Schmuke” zoomed out of the way.
To get out of the schmuke Troy said, “ Schmuke” zoomed out of the way.
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Get the Schmankerl-boobie mug.When a girl is giving head to an uncircumcised cock and she gets a mouthful of schmeg from under the foreskin causing her to pucker up and cringe. But the trooper that she is, completes the job to one glorious nut.
I guess I should of cleaned my foreskin last night before Rachel sucked me off. She got schmuckered.
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