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Schmuke

When two people are walking towards each other and repeatedly attempt to pass one another but end up moving in the same direction so that they are face to face.
Troy and Alex were caught in a schmuke when they tried to pass each other in the hallway.

To get out of the schmuke Troy said, “ Schmuke” zoomed out of the way.
by APLitNewWords October 31, 2019
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schmuckenschmick

The real 3rd gender, usually assigned to those by the name of Tyler. Not Tyler, sorry my ni🅱️🅱️a
Person: So you’re a male or a female?
Tyler: Actually, I identify as Schmuckenschmick
by Not clever enough for names April 28, 2019
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schmoney

gangster money. absolutely ferda, only the boys know.
* plays hockey, scores a nice goal *

way to go kid, great goal, schmoneyyyyyyyyy
by ffcertcccccccc December 21, 2017
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Schmankerl-boobie

The act of a young woman exposing her breats at a fine place of eating; also for the amusement of the young male company.
Dude, did she just show us some Schmankerl-boobie?
by BiggityBask December 30, 2007
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Schmucker

When a girl is giving head to an uncircumcised cock and she gets a mouthful of schmeg from under the foreskin causing her to pucker up and cringe. But the trooper that she is, completes the job to one glorious nut.
I guess I should of cleaned my foreskin last night before Rachel sucked me off. She got schmuckered.
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
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schlunked

Sylv schlunked Cam with a salmon.
by Baconboy69 May 20, 2022
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schmuckery

The act(or art if you will) of being a schmuck.
Mike:What the hell is keith doing?
Fred:He must be up to some schmuckery!

Dating that girl is dabbaling in shmuckery
by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004
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