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schurr

A last name from the Germans. Or in other words a loving caring name. A Schurr can sometimes be hard headed. Big hearted people who would do anything for anyone.
The Schurrs came home.
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schmurk

1. The look on someone's face after getting fucked hard by a long work week but they no longer care, and are ready for real sex.

2. Expressing disdain for work.
1. After finishing her presentation A.K. Schmurked.

2. Work schmurk.
by Rikkitikki128 June 15, 2017
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Schmerz

Schmerz is the most dangerous alcoholic punch known to man. It is both delicious and dangerous. The word Schmerz means "Pain" in German, and accordingly, schmerz may leave its drinker feeling many regrets for the decisions previously made.

Schmerz is made by mixing the following
2 liters of Sunny D
2 liters of fruit punch

6 cans of red bull
one bottle of Cook's champagne

750 ml of Everclear
I don't remember last night at all. I drank like three cups of the schmerz and blacked out.
by Mr Cnowledge September 24, 2015
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schmur

an expression of any possible feeling (can be used in any context) mostly though if you are mad or sad.
When are you going to do your homework?
SCHMUR! I dont like homework!
by Jonathan Leary March 17, 2009
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Schmire

(1) A person who particularly loves firewood, fire pits, and spending time around fires; (2) a chopper, seller, or distributor of premium grade firewood.
(1) “Anne, we can’t have a bonfire every single night. I need to study for my final exams!”, I exclaimed, thinking to myself about how much of a schmire she is.

(2) Make sure to head to your local schmire this holiday season so that you can make the most of your time with loved ones around the crackling fire.
by Scotticus Maximus December 21, 2020
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Schmartio

A noob, or nooblet with a total disrespect for others, theirself and their arse. Often confused with a Tkanerva, although a lot more of a selfish bitch.
That schmartio can suck my cock!
by Shekhar Palit January 13, 2006
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Schmerlz

When one performs an act of utter stupidity or destruction with an element of innocence, much like the character Lenny from "Of Mice and Men."
On a rainy camping trip, Dan pulled a Schmerlz when he tried to join his brothers in their tents but ended up tearing every tent to shreds much like a baby cub.
by ydassa June 30, 2009
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