schmöe

Schmöe is an incredible person. Not only is he well build, but also the most respectable science teacher ever lived. I pray for everybody who will never be educated from him at least once. It is an expierience like no one else. You should cancel your flight to the bermuda triangle to solve the mistery about it and use your vacation to learn from this god. In addition to that, his body is incredible and even, if you cannot belive it, its getting even better on a daily basis. There is absolutely nothing wrong with the strong will of wanting to be him. Even if that means, that you just ride the same bike with a big neon yellow reflection west everyday on your way to work. Rumors say that he is eventually going out for a drink with me in the future. Pray for this greek god like beauty and may he live his best life <3

I just got smarter. Schmöe came from heaven and talked to me. Such a beauty giant. I am in love

by EierRoland December 7, 2021

Schmoe-donkey

An aggressively stupid person. A true schmoe-donkey combines the hapless, clueless, luckless qualities of a regular schmoe with the stubborn, clumsy qualities of a class-A jackass.

"Who was that random guy at the party?"
"You mean the one drinking all our beer?"
"Yeah, and hitting on all the women, even though they told him to piss off... for like three hours straight."
"Oh, that guy? Yeah, just some schmoe-donkey."

by Feb September 2, 2008

The Joe Schmoe Trap

When a guy seems too ordinary to draw any real attention

Nick wasn't getting many replies on Tinder-the was kinda stuck in the Joe Schmoe Trap.

by D Flawless November 16, 2019

Schmeag

Blakeley

Blakeley is a schmeag

by Steven Spalldarph June 13, 2018

Schmeckle pop

Another creative word for; External Genitalia, Penis, Willy and others.

Nice schmeckle pop!

Thanks

by j.w.g7masi October 16, 2014

Schmeddy

A Schmeddy is a very good friend, your bestest friend maybe, a bestie, one that causes you to laugh so hard you cry and/or pee your pants when your together or on the phone. A friend that’s like your sister or brother from another mother.

I had such a great time with my schmeddy! I can always count on my schmeddy! Me and schmeddy laughed our asses off all night!

by Michele19 October 1, 2018

Schmebar

Suck my dick.

Woman: What do you want to do tonight?
Man: After your done in the kitchen, you should schmebar.

by Anonymous2001 September 26, 2010