Schwing and a miss

When you get an instant boner at the sight of something utterly sexual in nature but that boner is quickly rescinded by something purely udesirebale right next to it. It is one hell of a Juxtaposition. Its a spin on the popular phrase "Swing and a miss"

Guy 1: Dude, Look at Carmen over there. She looks super hot in that black sequin dress *gets a boner*

Guy 2: Damn Straight, Bro.

Guy 1: Oh shit, she also brought her ugly friend Susan. *boner rescinded*

Guy 2: That's too bad. Well I guess its a Schwing and a miss.

by AJ2478 June 3, 2016

Schmoing

When you kiss and you miss.

Last time we schmoinged by accident.

by Neobot October 27, 2005

schwing vote

A change in vote based on the attractiveness of the female candidate.

Dude, I thought about voting for Obama, but did you see that VP debate? Palin has got my schwing vote locked up, I could definitely stare at her for the next 4 years.

by Ockman January 18, 2009

schmenged

when you gets a fugged over

ive been schmenged

by Cangh Jui May 15, 2003

schmingle

The act of schmoozing combined with the act of mingling particularly at a party or social gathering.

I need to go to the happy hour after work to schmingle with the yuppies.

by Jeff Snodgrass October 7, 2008

schwing

When Garth or Wayne (Wayne's World) pop a boner. How you feel when you see an extremely hot chick. excellent...

-number one babe, Kim Basgner...SCHWING!
-Casandra is a total babe...schwing!
-schwing-a-ling!
-those arent wing-dings...those are SCHWING-DINGS!

by Ian March 2, 2004

Schminky

Smelly and stinky. An adjective to describe an utterly repulsive smell/person/thing

Those public toilets were so schminky
I'm not going near her again - she's so schminky
Come on you schminky schmoo

by schmeggy September 4, 2020