Schmidtin’

To live life to the fullest. Eat pizza and clap cheeks. Lift the gut, slide in there, beat it up, and Swayze. Schmidt it and quit it.

“Hey what are you getting into tonight?”

“Oh you know, might fuck around and do a lil Schmidtin’”

by Monkey Sack August 24, 2019

Schmido

A lightskin haitian who likes to play demonfall and knows a surprising amount about porn

Wow schmido is really dumb

by Notastalkeratall June 3, 2022

Schmidiot

N. someone possessing the quality of insane idiocy. not only are they ridiculously stupid, they are so stupid that when you call them an idiot, you feel the intense need to add another sylibil in order to convey their idiocy to them.

this word may also be abreviated into "schmid".

1) Bill - "wow, i didn't know that The Hills was actually scripted and not a reality show at all."

Ted- "Really, Bill? Everyone knew that. You're such a schmidiot."

by Tayloptimist July 7, 2011

Schmidling

The performing of unneeded and somewhat laborious tasks in an inefficient manner.

Person 1: Dude, I just dusted off all the objects in that room and it took like, 3 hours

Person 2: Wow, That's a lot of Schmidling

by Edison1234 August 14, 2009

Schmids

Marijuana advertised as mids, when in reality it is schwag.

Man, I smoked some schmids the other day, and I wasn't even buzzed.

by Chimp of Doom October 2, 2008

schmiltson

a person that touches people

schmiltson is coming to get you

by gyerczi November 22, 2024

kendall schmidting

Stealing intellectual property.

(See: plagiarism copyright law pussy)

-Hey, did you see Melania Trump kendall schmidting Michelle Obama?
-Yea! How lazy was that?

by WoodyOmicron November 21, 2016