Schmiterate

1.(n) A person who is quite illiterate or has frequent brain farts.

"OMG YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPEND!"
"WHAT??"
"There was this...this...damn i forgot."
"You're such a schmiterate."

by xxcrossmyheartxx October 24, 2007

schmidberger

Very nice and sweet hearted person, everyone needs a schmidberger in your life.

First name, Schmidberger is a very nice person.

by Great names120 July 11, 2017

Schmier

A person or other living entity that is either:
1. Being annoying
2. Doing something stupid
3. Withdrawing from social activities

A: "I think I'm out for tonight, I have some work I need to get done."
B: "Get your ass down here, I already ordered you a beer you Schmier."

A: "I fell asleep during the company meeting with my camera on earlier."
B: "You're such a Schmier."

by constvoidptr July 14, 2022

schmidtroth

sticking one's head inside an ass hole

OR

taking an enormous shit all over a family member or friend

Jane, let me give you a schmitdroth, please it's my birthday.

OR

Jane grab me a towel, Tom schmidtrothed on my clothes

by sindlegiggle May 12, 2007

Schmeiderer

A beastly group of ninjas occupying most of Southern Asia. They are deadly with the skill of killing someone with a post-it. They can also tame wild big cats, using only a piece of meat and a rope. They can defeat the pirates because they also sail very well. They are also stealthy and besides being ninjas they double as spies. The Schmeiderers are a large clan and if you cross them then you should look out.

Wow! Those Schmeiderer's are so beastly in the art of killing someone with a Post-It!

Apparantly, one of those Schmeiderer girls got into the top FBI building and stole some Top-Secret papers. And, the FBI had no idea that someone was even in the building!

Those Schmeiderer ninjas are amazing! You don't even see them coming!

by ninjaC December 20, 2009

schmigerrettes

cigarrettes or other smokable plant.
Origin: multiple jumpy spiders smoking cigarrettes

We don't use the word schmigarrette anymore.

by Tomsoma March 22, 2003

Schmixer

When a person affectionately tickles any orfus on their partner's body with his or her elbow.

Betsy: How did last night go?

Beyonce: Well, we got in to a bit of a kerfuffle, but then he gave me a schmixer to the nostril. How could I stay mad at him after that?!

by MarsupialMary August 10, 2010