schmitke

Boss ass Mexican bitch !!! Her last name might be German but she's is a OG Mexican . A Schmitke can fuck u nice and good. They also like Abduls

Abdul: I only fuck a Schmitke
Micaela: damn:( I wish I was a Schmitke but I'm too ugly

Abdul: that would be awesome!!
Micaela: i feel violated by Schmitke

by Badboyjohnny_ June 4, 2016

Schmacked

When you are overly high or drunk. This can be from several things ranging from nicotine to weed to lean to alcohol. To know if you are schmacked look yourself in a mirror and see if you can stand still. If this objective is failed then your SCHMACKED.

Mike Hunt : yo dawg I was schmacked asf last night.
Barry McKoginer : Damn i was scmacked on tuesday.

by whiteguy420 December 24, 2018

Schmikity Shmoo

Commonly known as a 'Deanerism', Schmikity Shmoo is in reference to anything that is running on schedule or going along without problem or interference

This Cheap Pint of Ale is going down Schmikity Shmoo

by Hermin the German June 8, 2015

Schmilkers wishing well

The act surprising a recipient by peeing in their anus following anal intercourse

I got the schmilkers wishing well last night.

by Things hooligans say May 24, 2020

schmick

Descriptive word, usually depecting a person or thing. If referring to a person, theres Lots of confidence, and an aura of almost detachment. In general, Means very suave, very smooth, ultra-cool.

"That guy over there is so schmick"
"My car is totally schmick"

by JessMiester July 13, 2004

schmackel

Schmackel is the sound that Smegma makes during sex!

When your knocking the back out of it and you hear Schmackel - schmackel - schmackel - schmackel, your hearing smegma in action ;)

by n7v.net August 28, 2008

schmick

1. I say this in Australia to mean anything sick, cool, tight or excellent.
Usually the item is new, shiny, fresh and mad bling-bling style.
2. Can also be an said to mean 'cool' 'allright' 'OK' or 'yeah' in response to a question, to show your down with it.

1. "Man that Skyline is a Schmick ride."
"Hey! Schmick shirt dude."
2. "Let's listen to some Redman."
"Schmick."
"I'll come over later on."
"Soundz Schmick."

by Diego September 18, 2003