Sametards

When two people are both stupid and think and say the same stupid shiz all the time

Brosef.. we are sametards

by Teddwith2Dees September 16, 2017

Scopetarded

Slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress in regards to a project's scope or reach

They want us to do what!?! That client is scopetarded!

by wenonahthing April 20, 2010

Slimetard

Is a combination of slime and retard.

Kite is a ticket slave for fraud so telus calls him a slimetard.

by jacobxdxdxdxd December 2, 2020

schmead

Unknown bodily substance found on everyday items.

"Amanda left a bunch of schmead on my monitor and keyboard."

by retlehs September 16, 2006

scumtard

A really retarded person that's worth the scum on my shoe.

Me: You're a scumtard!

by scumtard April 24, 2005

butt schmear

when a dog scoots it's butt across the floor in order to excrete it's anal glands often leaving a residue of poo in it's wake...

My dog Willis butt schmeared across the floor yesterday and we had to clean up all the shit left behind...it was gross.

by beckyboo April 7, 2014

sheetards

The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathing in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laughing at George Carlin, and then praising and defending the government which has slowly killed them and their country.

The sheetards have allowed the federal reserve to bend them over, and have their way with them, as long as they are allowed to vote for the next American Idol.

by USADexter January 13, 2009