Schmenna

The term given for a light skinned mexican-mennonite. The language spoken is known as low-german where regular german (as spoken in Germany) is known as high german. Its more of a slang language of proper german. They originated in a community known as Chihuahua in Mexico as farmers and other agricultural sectors. They migrated north and are found in Central US, as well as Canada, mostly in Manitoba and Ontario. Common names used by themselves are: Jake, Issaac, Helen, Mary, Henry, Anita, Margaret among others. Common features are, large protruding ears, square shaped heads, black hankerchief worn by female after married. Dresses in cowboy gear except wears a baseball cap with the mesh in the back (cheese grater) Commonly shortformed as "Schmen" Can be found in dictionaries as "mennonites" and "white mexican"

Quit being such a schmenna.

Stop acting like a schmen.
Wear some deodorant, you smell like a schmenna.

by millsy200 January 22, 2010

Schmanta Claus

He is the Jewish Santa guy that eats too much Hallah bread, drank schnapps with the three wise men, gave a dreidle to baby Jesus, put up a xmas tree in the Holy Land, put a with a Star of David on top of the tree, and sings "Ho Ho Hora, Ho Ho Hora." So, he said it was OK to enjoy getting presents and that us kids shouldn't feel guilty enjoying all the fun.

"Yes Virginia, there really is a Schmanta Claus."

by GabbyFinkelsteinkringle September 17, 2006

Schmanting

when one feigns the ability to drink.

" Dude.. i bet that guy 50 bucks i could drink more than he could. I was pissing myself before he caught a buzz, he was totally Schmanting me"

by Corbious Valsciean November 20, 2009

Schmental

Crazy; Paranoid; Obsessed with life; needs to know everything about everything.

The Short kid went schmental after a taller boy beat him on a world history test.

I went schmental after this kid kept asking me for a ride.

My mom is totally schmental.

by Brett and Adam September 6, 2005

schmunktail

Schmunktail is a word describing a state of being. When a person cannot sit without falling out of their chair, they are probably schmunktail. When a person sleeps with a member of the opposite sex who looks like he or she should be in a photo shoot for National Geographic, they are probably schmunktail. Simply put, schmunktail is oober-retarded-shit-housed drunk.

Caroline was so schmunktail, she felt out of her chair, and upon raising herself, kissed a man who looked like the love child of Liza Minelli and Joe Pesci.

by Professor M. Carter (School of Alcoholism) October 17, 2005

Schmendrick

noun, a guy who thinks that money, fashion sense, and the proper affectation equals coolness.

origin-Yiddish (a stupid person)

related words- Poser, Poseur

"That guy Manny, he ain't all that! He's a fuckin' Schmendrick!"

by Malmorte February 3, 2004

schmectagon

A 23-sided polygon.

Is that a circle or a schmectagon?

by Schmatt Damon March 20, 2013