Schmeckling

The act of inserting illicit drugs into the male urethra. The practice is not in any way exclusive to Jewish men, in spite of the Hebrew root.

“Imma be schmeckling dem xanny bars, bruh. Need that quick hit.”

by Parrot Fledger December 13, 2019

Smegaling

When your being sneaky , deceitful. Pretending to be sleeping while eavesdropping. Shady . Theft.

Last night Jim was smegaling near my bag. Im missing $40.

by Sakina from Philly November 24, 2020

Schmearing

When a guy cums on the girls lips and like schmearing a bagel then a second girl which all three are in a threesome licks that cum on the first girls lips.

Julia, taisha, and Tyrone schmearing was soo hot

by Tyrone’s traps December 4, 2020

schmealin'

it's like pissin, but you just gotta

guy1: yo bro i'm schmealin' right now fr
guy2: nah no way bro me too
guy1: yeah dude we're so in sync

by qwerty002 December 21, 2021

schmeeling

rambling along and along and along and along and along with a homie until you can't remember what your original conversation topic was anymore

homie 1: so then the customer asked me if we had more cheese in the back and I said-
homie 2: yo bro what were we talking about at first?
homie 1: no idea
homie 2: nah bro we schmeeling

by martian mambo July 14, 2022

schmeeling

rambling on and on and on and on and on and on in a conversation until you forget what you were originally talking about

employee 1: ...and then I told her "I don't know if we have it in the back, I don't work in stock!"
employee 2: yeah... hey, what were we talking about?
employee 1: no idea bro
employee 2: aw nah bro we've been schmeeling

by martian mambo July 14, 2022

schmearing

When a woman sticks her fingers in her wet pussy and then gently slides them under your nose leaving a schmear of pussy juice.

Holly loves schmearing unsuspecting dudes at the bar!

by Stevie Banger February 15, 2024