Schmevulon

Schmevulon is the schmevulon... it is what it is

That’s SO schmevulon

by Doophne January 21, 2019

schmeegle

The ability to schmeegle, an artform in pulling the opposite sex, many people try and fail, a schmeegle master can have great success in courtship.(warning schmeegling must not be attempted by beginners), ranking is as follows, (1)schmeegle grand master
(2)schmeegle master
(3)schmeeglite
(4) young paddowan

I schmeegled this girl today, she took me home and schmeegled me.
Have you been out on the schmeegle tonight?
I schmeegled her all night........!

by schmeegle August 26, 2006

Schmeegly

1. Inability to control ones self from floping around, like a fish out of water.
2. Having the traits of a wet noodle.
3. Schmee

When I reeled the fish in, I got it on the boat and it was all schmeegly.

by BohagonSlogan September 9, 2008

schmeeckle

The act of picking one's ass with a straw to relieve an itch.

After that 3 hour movie I have to schmeeckle like a motherfucker!

by VoIP October 24, 2003

shmeeville

A word used for several ocassions: someone who pisses you off, someone who is hidious, a group of ugly people, just someone you can't stand

"screw this man, this party is all shmeevilles"

by NJP23 January 10, 2012

Schmeerios

noun: A cheaper and low-quality grade variant of the popular Cheerios brand. While still a toasted oat based cereal, Schmeerios are an inferior brand akin to a "white-label brand".

Tall your cheap-ass mom to stop buyin' these shitty Schmeerios and start buying the real stuff!

by beancrock July 15, 2019

Schmeel

Intensely grabbing 2 butt cheeks and opening them

I wasnt to Schmeel you

by Grumpy got the fatty May 19, 2021