Schmeerios

noun: A cheaper and low-quality grade variant of the popular Cheerios brand. While still a toasted oat based cereal, Schmeerios are an inferior brand akin to a "white-label brand".

Tall your cheap-ass mom to stop buyin' these shitty Schmeerios and start buying the real stuff!

by beancrock July 15, 2019

Schmeer

To "schmeer" yourself means to kill yourself

girl: mommy when i grow up i want to be a supermodel and eat pancakes all day!
mom: if that happens ill Schmeer myself

by chosen-one February 18, 2008

schmeep

A word that is used as it's own sentance. The technical definition: "schmeep" is just "schmeep".

*giggle* schmeep! *giggle*

by Valerie March 31, 2005

Schmeep

Slang for vape, or any varaiation of the word (Schmank, Schmeck, Schmeeg).

Nick was ripping the Schmeep earlier, now he's buzzed like a toad.

by LimpRamenNoodle April 24, 2018

Schmeer

Fucking stupendous “speed, crank, crystal” blessed by the noble Satan himself

Gee a gram of schmeer, get on the schmeer mate

by Lunarids February 1, 2021

Schmorple

A large oozing wormlike creature.

Look out! The Schmorple is attacking!

by Miyarissa August 26, 2009

Schmeer

When a woman gets her vagge scraped.

I had a schmeer this mornin' with doc papinhimer.

by HourEugh May 26, 2018