schmagooster

An extremely nerdy jewish male.

Did you see what he did? Wow, that kid is such a schmagooster!

by Josh Captain G. March 23, 2008

Schmegory

NOUN : (a schmegory) One individual who is awkward in social situations, has an

awkward appearance, is consistently overlooked and out-shined by others; the

male version of Meg from Family Guy

ADJECTIVE: (schmeg) Awkward in appearance; it's not gross, it's not right, it's

just 'eh'

VERB: (schmegoring) In the process of doing something incredibly awkward or

behaving awkwardly in a public context

NOUN: "Dude, what's been up with Tommy lately?"

"I don't know, he's acting like a schmegory..."

ADJECTIVE: "Tommy is doing 'No Shave November' and his facial hair is looking

schmeg......."

VERB: "Bobby was schmegoring at the party last night."

"Yeah he was acting very schmeg."

by Two Palmettos and a Guido November 17, 2009

schmeal

Large, sasquatch like creature seen prowling the University of Minnesota campus in a bathrobe, playing disc golf. Can be attracted by cake, or calls of "what's the deal schmeal?"

"Schmeal will eat cake."

by Pioneer February 20, 2005

Schmaggler

A name to call someone when you have nothing else to call them. The definition varies depending on what the user intends for the meaning to be based on the context in which it is used.

"You're such a schmaggler."

by DeliciousBeefStew May 3, 2010

schmegaling

being unproductive, lazy, and procrastinating life, being completely out of tune with the world and thinking on a primitive level wasting away life, usually done if really bored or if unwilling to participate with daily demands of life

"you study for that exam yet"
"no i was schmegaling hard yesterday"

by schming king April 25, 2010

coop schmeal

used in reference to james cooper who needs to come downstairs and schmeal

Coop dinner! Coop schmeal! Coop your friends are here!

My coop schmeal brings all the noras to the yard and they're like coop dinner!
damn right
coop phone!

by zeynep December 8, 2004

schmaglette

The wine cage on champagne bottles

Don't let the schmaglette pop off!

by MarisaMorgan October 30, 2007