Shamamahammered

noun (n.)
A state of being in which one is extremely drunk. Possibly to the extent where beginning to justify one's actions is nearly impossible.

verb (v.)
The act of intoxicating oneself to an "above average" level.

As a noun:
Sally: "I can't BELIEVE the things you were doing at that party last night!"
Dave: "Why? What did I do? All I know is that I was shamamahammered last night... so I can only imagine what I did."

As a verb:
"Let's get shamamahammered tonight!"

by RitaIsItalianForICE January 4, 2009

Shamamalay

Pronounced (Sha-Mama-lay)

The word you say when you do not know how to pronounce chamomile.

“I see some shamamalay in your cabinet”
“The shamamalay helps you sleep”
“The shamamalay tea is soothing”

by Onion.Onion December 29, 2022

Schmagma

one of many types of dick cheese

Since he has not taken a shower his dick stinks from the schmagma build up

by Johner October 6, 2005

shamamalay

What someone says when mispronouncing chamomile (cam-moh-meel)

"I really like this shamamalay tea," said Addison.
"It's pronounced chamomile," said John, shaking his head.

by uwuthedragonsandplants May 17, 2022

SchmIsaac SchmKmazal

The one kid at school with super annoying parents and no friends. He tells on absolutely everybody. I Changed his name so if he looks his name up he cant find it and therefore tell on me

Oh my god sto being such a SchmIsaac SchmKmazal

by PineappleWeeb September 6, 2019

shammamah

emperor of the universe. the swaggiest freshest flyest so damn highest champion you will ever meet.

At the height of his reign, Napoleon had achieved about 20% shammamah status.

by wouvaitr October 21, 2013

Schmagma

The cheese that gathers on your forskin.

Shit man I woke up this morning and had so much schmagma I could have made grill cheese.

by Switch16 January 9, 2007