schlonged

dick slapped

hillary got schlonged

by demhatz April 2, 2016

schlonged

when a woman is fucked so good by a big dick she's having trouble walking the next morning

(Brandi) Damn girl, you sure are moving slow this morning.
(johnnie) OMG that guy really schlonged me good last night.

by kennclie April 10, 2016

Schlonger

The adjective that describes someone whose schlong is longer than someone else. Can also be used to describe one with a very large schlong, one that is likely to be longer than many other schlongs.

I'm schlonger than you mate, get over it.

NOT:
His dick was so much schlonger than my boyfriend's!
-the idea that we are talking about his schlong is within the word 'schlonger'. You do not need to say 'dick' As well, if you do not put 'sch' before 'longer' in that sentence, it would be functional.

by Schlong Longshire February 12, 2009

Sclounced

To be deleted, destroyed, or fucked up. Getting your shit wrecked.

Little Jimmy was playing on the side of the road when he got fucking sclounced by the garbage truck.

by sclouncer February 22, 2019

Schounchee

Sk-owe-n-chee
AltSk-on-chee
adjative
Stickiness from cannabis concentrates (dabs)

Damn your rig is Schounchee

by Thehairydabber May 28, 2018

schvonce

noun: The Beast, Mr. Happy, Cock, Penis, Rod, Willy, Wanker, Schlong, Dingaling, Dick, Wang, Johnson, Dong, Sword, Purple headed warrior, One-eyed jack, Snake, Sausage, Salami

"My, what a large schvonce you have" or,
I went to Scores last night, my schvonce is still hard.

by Scotty T September 21, 2003

Schlongenluben

To add lubricant to a tube-steak.

"She doused my tubesteak with some oil. That was some serious Schlongenluben!"

by JBPhoto November 2, 2009