Schlonking

The act of a woman watching in horror as the man with a toothpaste tube in his bunghole and chip-clips on his nipples angrily slaps his meat either back handing or just an open hand slap.

Me and Sandy are into schlonking.

by AndyButtmuncher6969 December 1, 2016

schlotski

A term used for something that is stupid, annoying, egregious, or wack.

Kid 1: You broke our snapchat streak!!
Kid 2: that is schlotski

Teacher: I'm assigning 4 hours of home work tonight, and we have a pop test today
Kid 2: cmon, that is schlotski

by 123456789*8+9=987654321 May 9, 2017

schlotzkied

adj; when someone is totally wasted, drunk, hammered, trashed, etc

Three-minor-Michael was totally schlotzkied the other night!!

by esmerelda45 July 22, 2007

schlotsky

When a Jewish woman gets fucked in the ass.

Damn Mrs. Steinburger just got schlotskyed.

by Jmsacks March 4, 2018

schlonkinpook

A word for an extreme drug trip in which the high person is basically a fuckin beanbag.

"Hey, what did you do on the weekend?"
"Yo! I had the fuckin meanest Schlonkinpook! I swear i pissed myself 10 times!

by Groonkl September 14, 2018

Schlothing

Noun
An abstract object that is neither a Schlong, a Schlaverage, or a Schlort. Anything that is not defined as a penis, while remaining distinctly not anything else.

Alternatively,

Verb
I.... I don't know. I know it's a verb, but the knowledge of what exactly it is unfit for the human mind. Cannot be put into words, can only be understood on a deeper level.

Bro, I wish I had a schlothing instead of a schlong

I hear Dave has a schlothing, that's so cool

by CatholicWaifu November 15, 2021

Schlonkin

Schlonkin is everything and nothing

Noah: I'm schlonkin bro
Pablo: what that?
Noah: Shut up

by EIS_dictionary April 1, 2022