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Schlop

When an extremely large penis swings at speed and hits your significant other on the cheek, making a hollow, schloppy noise.
"Dude, I schlopped her so hard, her head turned like a corkscrew!"
by schlopmeister July 4, 2008
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Schlop

to smack in the face with any squishy object containing water, providing a crowd w/ a humerous result.
Alex schlopped Marshal, sending Noah into jiggly hysterics.
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Schlop

A new age dance move, most commonly characterized with autismic movements. To perform this dance, you grab your left leg and pull it behind you like you are stretching your quad. While still holding your left leg in a quad stretch position, you jump twice on your right leg and then give your right knee a good, hearty smack.

(This dance is popular among those who row.)
" Hey Tarzan!"
-"We just came first in our regatta race!
*proceeds to viciously hit the schlop as a demonstration of a hard earned victory.*
by Ti-84 Plus April 8, 2019
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Schlop

To Skeet On One's Feet
by Mike Asdasd February 20, 2008
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schlopping

A combination of schlepping and shopping to describe a tedious or tiresome shopping trip.
I was at the mall schlopping with my girlfriend.

We did a lot of schlopping on black friday.
by asiseesit December 18, 2010
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booty schlop

When a woman's buttocks are covered in purrel hand sanitizer and she proceeds to twerk up to a male with the penis between her butt cheeks
"Damn! I got the nicest booty schlop from Hamilton last night!"

"Awesome!"
by Vilkdad January 11, 2014
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Fancy a Schlop

Brit 1: I fancy a schlop right now innit

Brit 2: then go shit mate
by Alxtreme May 2, 2020
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