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schmoopie

1. Affectionate nickname for your significant other.

2. A couple who is overly cute and affectionate towards each other. They often display more than one of the following characteristics ad nauseam; head on others shoulder or lap, multiple smooches to the face, Eskimo kisses, rubbing or petting each other, embracing, coddling, whispering, staring longingly into each others eyes, cooing, hand-holding, and calling each other pet names such as schmoopie. They are often unaware of the disgust of those around them.
Despite being their eskimo kisses and entangled arms and legs, they denied being schmoopie.
by Schwanz mit Ohren June 9, 2005
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Schlooze

1) A derogatory term with a meaning similar to slag or slut.

2) The sound made when breathing in sharply through your teeth in awkward situations.
1) "Payton is such a schlooze"

2) " 'I hate you Payton'

'Wow, thats awkward' *schlooze* "
by schloozer May 17, 2011
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schlooze

1. A schlooze is a hot female (rated 6-7 out of 10), that would usually have many casual partners.

2. A very promiscuous women that acts very provocative.
T: "We should call Kristie later, and throw her a result, she's a massive schlooze"

K: "If you don't schlooze you loose."
by K & Tig November 28, 2013
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schmoopie

A disgustingly cute nickname for one's significant other, featured (perhaps coined) on the Seinfeld episode "The Soup Nazi." Often used in a tongue-in-cheek manner when one desires to imitate those publicly affectionate individuals one dreads encountering in a restaurant.
"You're schmoopie!"
"No, you're schmoopie!"
by Andrew Maxwell Triska December 28, 2005
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Schlompin’

To masturbate with a group of friends or people.
by Heffae June 25, 2019
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Schloppenheimer

Refers to the practice of oral sex during Christopher Nolan’s Oppenheimer (2023) so that the person finishes as the bomb explodes.
Me and the boys gonna get some Schloppenheimer before we see the Barbie movie.
by gamer343 July 11, 2023
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Schloomer

1) One (1) who plays the sackbutt.

2) One who speaks German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball.
"Is that schloomer playing the sackbutt?"
"Hey schloomer, you left your sackbutt out again."
"You schloomer, stop speaking German in a loud voice whilst playing competetive games such as foosball!"
by Excelsior December 28, 2005
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