Schloob Curds

The curdled or crusty substance found when picking up a males large breast. It carries a rotten odor similar to those of a bottled Hershey's squirt. When picked, it can be put in salads in replacement of croutons.

Yo bro, pick up your man tit so i can get a whiff of your Schloob Curds.

by Saucy batwing May 3, 2009

YouTube Schloob

A You Tube commenter who just whines about something related to the video or another comment, usually with poor spelling and grammar. They generally don't seem to get the point of the video or comment and go off on some minor issue they take offense with.

Did you see the comment from QrCF21? about that funny video:

"WELL maby your JUST living some were they dont have real ones i gess!!!"

What a YouTube Schloob.

by Mrpicasso February 18, 2009

schloob

anything that tastes good and isn't water

bro let's go to the gas station and get some schloob

by trulytraz May 7, 2024

Schloob

Any “yummy” drink that isn’t water

Dude let’s go get some schloob

by Nicky4455 April 18, 2024

Schloob

Rat
Flanking

"He's a schloob."
He's a Rat.
"He couldn't stop schloobing."

He couldn't stop flanking.

Used in the most dire of situations while gaming.

by bullyhunter6 November 22, 2022

Schloob

A good boi. Probably a very playful but docile doggy, like a German Shepherd or a Retriever.
Its used as a suffix to a dogs name.
Ex: jessyschloob or if dog with a name like gus or zeus is being used add the suffix ‘sy’ to the end.
my dogs name is gus so i call him gussyschloob.

M: “Look at that doggy! hes a doggyschloob!”
Y:”Damn right hes one hell of a unit.”

by river von thorpe September 20, 2023

schloob

a word used as a higher/ more powerful version of "love".

"schloob"

by God87766788989879 November 12, 2021