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schlongboard

a skateboard that has the setup of a longboard. In other words, someone takes the deck of a skateboard and puts on it the wheels, trucks, risers, and bearings of a longboard.
I rode down the street on my schlongboard
by Matt G 123 June 14, 2009
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schlongining

Getting slapped with a surprise swingy dingy out of anger or discipline
Me and my wife got in a fight so I gave her a good ol' schlongining
by shwingybones May 13, 2022
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schlonghand

The long hand of a short hand acronym, spelt phonetically
Ell oh Ell = lol

bee tea double you = btw
by Albear June 7, 2005
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Schlongohaulic

When a woman (or a man) has an addiction to shlong(s) (penis).
"I was getting my schlong sucked by some woman I just met at the public health department." "She would not let go of me until I dropped every drop of my spunk at the back of her throat." "Her four children were constantly asking their mother why they coulden't turn around and see what she was doing. She was clearly a Schlongohaulic."
by deadhorsey January 25, 2010
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Schlonghead

Schlong = penis. An alternative way of saying dickhead.
Why's my phone not charging? Coz the plugs not on you schlonghead
by Cpfcjames September 10, 2016
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schlongimidongus

The full name of a schlong which is another word for penis.
"Have you seen the stuff that Amber Heard did?"

"Yeah, she should suck a schlongimidongus."
by The Greek Chad May 19, 2022
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schlominate

Did you see me schlominate that kid in basketball?
by Jason Smash January 22, 2007
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