Schlompin’

To masturbate with a group of friends or people.

Yesterday outback schlompin’ with the boys.

by Heffae June 25, 2019

schlongining

Getting slapped with a surprise swingy dingy out of anger or discipline

Me and my wife got in a fight so I gave her a good ol' schlongining

by shwingybones May 13, 2022

schloinker

An affectionate term for one's penis.

My schloinker brought it's A game today.

by I am me and sometimes why April 2, 2010

Schloofengirth

(Verb)The act of cupping and gently massaging your buddy's balls

I was going for a jog, when all of a sudden, my buddy schloofengirthed the hell out of me!

by Jmehllymehl April 23, 2013

schlominate

dominate to the utmost degree

Did you see me schlominate that kid in basketball?

by Jason Smash January 22, 2007

schlooping

the act of sitting down on a hot day

Bob: Oright phill, what ya doing today mate?
Phil: Hiya Bob nothing much today, just thinkin of schlooping, it's to hot to do anything else.

by SJ Wellis May 28, 2008

Scheffin'

~verb- To inhale excessive amounts of pot smoke all day.

Damn Casey, your mom hella thinks I'm scheffin'

Damn "B" i'm scheffed!

Damn that bitch can scheff

Damn, what would scheff do

Damn, this smells kinnda scheffy

Damn, fucking scheffers right?

Damn, karl keeps it the scheffest

Damn, i would scheff that for free

Damn, A. "you scheffed Mary?"

B. "Hardly even scheffable at best"

Damn, ...

by lil'_scheffer December 29, 2009