Mein Haar ist immer schlecht!

German for "My hair is always bad." Used when a woman is dissatisfied with her appearence whilst looking in a mirror.

Fuck! Mein Haar ist immer schlecht! I hate mirrors.

by James Frohlich April 18, 2007

Jumbo Schleechum

Jumbo Schleechum is a slang term used to describe the physical and habitual characteristics of a large, nasty, smelly, hairy, whorish, mammoth of a woman. A Jumbo schleechum is not as bad as a Yetti but far worse than your average band nerd.

I got drunk at this redneck bar in the middle of no where. When i woke the next morning, I had a phone number in my pocket. I called the number and the person on the other end sounded like a man and here name was Bosefis. This woman, Bosefis, could quite possibly, and most definetely be a Jumbo Schleechum.

by Fatzak and Taylor May 11, 2006

Can of schlecht

A can of cola

Im away for a can of schlecht

by Scott Schlecht July 16, 2018

schleich

(verb) to steal; to swipe

Look at that guy, he's going to schleich the jolly ranchers!

by thegrinch95 October 7, 2010

schleck

A long distance

It's a long schleck from Glasgow to London

by welder welder October 30, 2011

Schnecc

If you schnecc someone, you troll them a bit. Often it isn't even the schneccing person's intention to schnecc the others. It just happens sometimes when you are a schnecc.

Person 1: Paul said he was gonna be at burger king at 10. It's 12 and he's still not here.

Person 2: Yeah, we just got schnecc'd again, feelsbadman.

by DrKelloggs November 25, 2022

schleck

Multifunctional curse word. Can also mean kissing.

"Get the schleck out of my way!"

"Oh, go schleck yourself."

"What the schleck is that?"

"I've had a schlecky day."

"Ugh, look at them schlecking in the corner."

by Grit-gret May 6, 2008