schlapp

schlapp is a fag that everyone tells what to do and he does it to be cool.

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

Schlapp

The sound of balls colliding with the chin during fellatio.

Matt had difficulty expressing a logically coherent idea while the president's balls where Schlapping him.

by ry_diggity May 31, 2018

schlapp

The sound made when two fat Republicans are having sex.

Mercedes and Matt could be heard schlapping four doors down the hall.

by SandyBrisgds October 22, 2020

Schlapp

a lie so ridiculous it does not even make sense to the liar

My buddy told me a real big Schlapp today, he said that Saturn is a MAGA sanctuary and QAnon is the king but can't tell me if this is the car or the planet.

by OutofCntxtClues November 9, 2020

Schlapp

V. To grab another man’s crotch without permission

The political aide was shocked when his boss schlapped him when they were alone in the elevator.

by Scorpio Stinger March 8, 2023

Schlapp

The sound a hand makes when someone slaps at the junk of a subordinate.

There was an audible 'schlapp' when Matt's (the chairman of a political organization) hand impacted the junk of a male staffer.

by ted_ted2 June 20, 2023

Schlapp

The act of enthusiastically rubbing one's genital area against another person, or attempting to rub their genitals, without their consent.

That American Conservative Union chairman, he just can't stop himself from trying to schlapp every fine young man he meets.

by Poissonbracket February 27, 2024