Schlapp

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by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Noah schlapp

a way to get someone who likes noah schnapp really pissed off.

someone: noah schnapp, more like noah schlapp.

person who likes noah schnapp: OMG STOP UR SO MEAN ITS SCHNAPP NOT SLAPP OMGOMGMOGOMGOMGOMG STOP IT MEANIE

by caleb milk February 12, 2019

Matt Schlapp

A child molester that specifically preys on young boys.

We had to chase away a Matt Schlapp lurking around the school yard.

by Mentos the Freshmaker November 19, 2021

Schlapp

V. To grab another man’s crotch without permission

The political aide was shocked when his boss schlapped him when they were alone in the elevator.

by Scorpio Stinger March 08, 2023

Schlapp

a lie so ridiculous it does not even make sense to the liar

My buddy told me a real big Schlapp today, he said that Saturn is a MAGA sanctuary and QAnon is the king but can't tell me if this is the car or the planet.

by OutofCntxtClues November 09, 2020

Schlapp

The sound a hand makes when someone slaps at the junk of a subordinate.

There was an audible 'schlapp' when Matt's (the chairman of a political organization) hand impacted the junk of a male staffer.

by ted_ted2 June 20, 2023

Schlapp

The act of enthusiastically rubbing one's genital area against another person, or attempting to rub their genitals, without their consent.

That American Conservative Union chairman, he just can't stop himself from trying to schlapp every fine young man he meets.

by Poissonbracket February 27, 2024