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Scanger

1) A small child who attempt to act as if he is a wordgangster

2) A poor person.

3) A petty criminal.

4) One who dresses in shell suits, baseball caps at 45 degree angles and usually has a bad complexion. Usually inhabits Dublin or other part of Ireland. Speaks in a strange high pitched accent with undue emphasis on the "eh" of words. Usually drinks vodka and cheap beer.

See also: wordknacker
Ah! Those drunken scangers are going to steal our phones! Run.
by Travis Bickle September 5, 2003
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Schlonger

The adjective that describes someone whose schlong is longer than someone else. Can also be used to describe one with a very large schlong, one that is likely to be longer than many other schlongs.
I'm schlonger than you mate, get over it.

NOT:
His dick was so much schlonger than my boyfriend's!
-the idea that we are talking about his schlong is within the word 'schlonger'. You do not need to say 'dick' As well, if you do not put 'sch' before 'longer' in that sentence, it would be functional.
by Schlong Longshire February 12, 2009
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Schtanger

Word used for the following:
1. When a customer pays too much for a car.
2. When a car salesman sells a car and makes the dealership money.
3. A reference to a car salesman having a great day.
1. Damn, that customer got schtanged
2. Schtanger, that was a good deal.
3. Amini - Schtanger, Are you in the game?! Salesman - Yes, I just suuu cahhh!
by Mark Amini August 8, 2018
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Getting Schlagered

Face first, hands second.

This occurs when somebody wipes out and the above happens: their faces strikes the ground before their hands can catch them.
He's definitely going to end up getting Schlagered.
Whoa, he just got absolutely Schlagered.

(YouTube "Matt Schlager 13 flat 13" for the origin of the phrase)
by RAWphenom October 18, 2011
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Schlenker

Oh My Schlenker!!
by amzysaurous April 21, 2011
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Schlanket

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.
"Hey what's on your bed?"
"That's my new schlanket I had it custom made!"
by CursedV June 19, 2022
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Schlager Fuchs

(1)anthropomorphic red fox of German and Scottish descent who enjoys consuming alcohol especially Gold Schlager or Jaegermeister.

(2)name derives from two factors: (a)Schlager for his fondness of the drink (b)Fuchs which is the German word for fox.
"Man, that Schlager Fuchs sure can hold his liquor!"
by Matthew MacDougall December 10, 2007
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