Schlang

basically anything you want it to mean, most commonly:

a. the act of getting laid

b. to totally own something

c. you sexy bitch

a. you totally got shlanged last night
b. wow you shlang at guitar hero
c. you schlang.

by sexy savvy November 9, 2009

Schlang

A really nasty fart

Boy, did you just schlang?

If you schlanging we ain't bangin

by Gassylady23 May 7, 2017

Poon-Schlang

A bad or stale form of poon tang. slang for bad pussy.

1) mate, I saw you sneak home with some filthy poon-schlang last night.

2) If you keep poon tang lying around too long.... there's a good chance it will turn to poon schlang!

by The Iron Commie Chef March 8, 2009

schlang face

This word has German roots. "Schlange" means snake. So literally translated this would mean "snake face" but in the United States this word is used in the sense of penis face, dick face, cock face, and the like. This word is widely used in the Bay Area, especially to decaying hippies who hang around Haight St.

This schlang face was trying to hit on me, can you believe it?

by meowiekittie February 12, 2012

Hose schlange

It means "trouser snake" in german

*gets kicked in the balls*

Owww!!! Watch the hose schlange!!!!

by awesumelyawesume123 December 14, 2010

schlang dump

Sex move used when you deficate in or around the partners belly botton.

You ready for the best schlang dump of your life baby

by Captain pussy slayer April 18, 2015

Schlang

To be well endowed and proud of it. Sometimes bothersome.

They don’t complain when they find out I’m schlanging. Just ask your friend. She know.

by Jefries December 19, 2020