schizoleptic

a person that is believed to have schizophrenic and epileptic reactions at the same time. These people react similar to those that inhale acetylene and stick finger in light socket simultaneously.

They asks you to take their picture and they keep moving around unintentionally so you can't focus the lens and snap the fuckin shot. The only way to take the picture is with extreme measures of violence.

"Can you take my picture?"
"Sure"
"Just stand still right there and smile."
"One,Two, ..........will you hold the fuck still?" (this repeats about 4 times min.)
"Seriously I think you may want to see the doctor about your schizoleptic issues ya fucktard.

by mr.fickits March 11, 2010

schizosexual

noun - a person who alternately switches between homosexual and heterosexual orientation over a period of time. Not the same as a bisexual, who has a long term attraction to both sexes. Schizosexuals are normally bi-curious females who can't decide what they want.

Schizosexual: "OMG!! Thinking about Dane gets me so wet!"
Female Bisexual: "You know Dane rams men's bottoms right?"
Schizosexual: "Do you think he will ram mine?"
Female Bisexual: "You're not a man, and I thought you were gay anyway?"
Schizosexual: "Nah. Tits don't do it for me anymore. I need a nice, big cock inside me."
Female Bisexual: "Nice."
Schizosexual: "Hey, you wanna come up for a night cap?"

by SafferRoach September 2, 2011

Schizomope

When an individual has multiple personalities and they are all lame and boring.

Wow, what a loser, I can't believe how weak Troy is, he just totally blew it with that hot chick because he is a "schizomope."

by puber October 27, 2011

Schizorettes

Loud obscenity with out bursts from a Schizophrenic person with torettes violently yells at passing traffic on the street.

"She's gone schizorettes again!" - Dr. Doctor

by Absqaushilate September 28, 2021

Schizoeffective

When a crazy person is really good at something.

There's a difference between chaotic nice and chaotic good, one is schizoaffective, the other is schizoeffective👀

by Dr.Crow January 13, 2023

schizone

Nickname used by trans men to define the psychological state needed to randomly touch people’s feet in bathrooms

-Your name is schizone isn’t it?
-yes?
-are you gonna touch my feet
-I sure am!

by Schizone August 14, 2023

Schizovert

A person is has both schizophrenia and is also an introvert.

Me: "I don't want to go to the mall today. im feeling 'schizovert' today."

by schizovert July 2, 2024