Schizer

The incorrectly spelt German word for "shit", correctly spelt "Scheiße". This mistake is common due to the difficulty of inserting the symbol "ß", and also down to the lack of forced foreign language lessons in the English education system. But that's soley because we don't need to, why should we speak Deutch when the world can speak English. YEAH, who's gonna high five me on that?! Anyone?

1. "Oh scheiße! Ich ging alle meine Nazi-Memorabilia Sie bei der Reinigung von meinem Mantel! SCHEIßE!"

1. "Schizer! I just did a fat schizer on my girlfriends chest after she told me she loved scat. How was I 'sposed to know she meant the lyrical free-styling most commonly found in jazz?!"

by Clydieooo April 13, 2009

Schizlor

A delapidated motorbike of some sort; often a homemade or do-it-yourself 2-wheeled vehicle

The Schizlor needs a new chain and the tire needs inflating before we can take her out again

by Schizlor March 18, 2010

fo shizle

absolutely,positively and without a doubt

"Are there hooker's on figueroa?"
fo shizle my nizzle.

by darktooth211 February 11, 2003

shizler

the defintion is that it can mean anything but it really fits in if you say it in a conversation

oh shizler i dropped my new friken cell phone

by lancey July 8, 2007

Fo' Shizle

(or "Fo' Sho") For sure

"Iz u crunk?" "Fo' Sho!" -or- Fo' Shizle my Nizle

by gangstah September 14, 2006

Schiller Park Stegosaurus

Begin by jizzing on the back of a girl's neck. Allow the cum to run down to her tailbone. Then as the jizz starts to dry stand Doritos upwards in the cum trail. She will then resemble a stegosaurus!

I'll Schiller Park Stegosaurus that bitch with a bag of Cool Ranch!!!

by [e-mail] January 6, 2008

shizlenits

A word that takes the place of the word "shit".

Old way: 'Oh shit, i dropped my phone" said Daniel

New way: 'Oh shizlenits, i dropped my cellular device' said Liam

by Liam Sherman May 22, 2005