Schizochad

A Chad who has Schizophrenia.

Friend 1: Hey Chad what’s up?
Chad: Nothing much, just got diagnosed with Schizophrenia.
Friend 1: Cool, I guess now you’re a Schizochad.

by shyfuy3412 January 24, 2023

Shitmachine

(noun) One who shits very often and usually makes the surrounding area smell bad for a long period of time... even after you spray Lysol or Oust...

Hey what's that smell?

Oh sorry, It's my Dad... he's a shitmachine.

Did you spray any Oust?

No, It doesn't help anyway.

by lolokthatfunny November 15, 2009

schitzapolaroid

When a person can be photographed one day and look fabulous then the next day they look like a bag of assholes.

Sara: look at these pics of sally she looks like a completly different person. really good in this one shocking in that one.

Jane: Yeah sallys a bit of a schitzapolaroid

by jayneybaybey March 26, 2008

Shitache

Where you have to poop so bad your crotch hurts

I went to the Gas Station because I was having such a shitache, I thought I was gonna lose my crotch 🚀

by Superstriker104 October 22, 2015

Shitache

Where you have to take a shot so bad your crotch hurts

I was at the Gas Station and I had such a bad shitache, I thought my crotch was gonna fall off

by Superstriker104 October 22, 2015

schitzophrenic

An elaborate web of lies. A conspiracy created by anyone aginst you. The intention is to trick you into stepping into their trap. The sole purpose is to fool you into failing. Ruin yourself.

"Them boys went schitzophrenic on me"

by Próff April 27, 2017

shitache

If you give a girl (or a guy) an ass rimming, and you've opened their anal cavity so far, what you will have once you are done is a circle of shit around your face and chin. This is whats known as a shitache. (Like a mustache, but made from shit)

I gave this girl such an ass rimming, when I had finished, I had a shitache.

by Nema April 20, 2006