Schoenberger

The best damn time you will ever have at any given time. When a Schoenberger is invovled, you are sure to get one of three things:
1) An orgasm
2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing

An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.

Most likely more than you can handle

Person of high repute: My goodness, they are quite possibly the best!

Person listening and thusly commenting: Indeed! They are Schoenbergers!

by ZanderKaboose March 4, 2009

Schlecker

Stealing a girl at a party/gathering that some one else called dibs on.

John totally pulled a Schlecker on me at the party last night.

by D U February 3, 2010

Schinkenspalter

German slang expression for someone who is gay

Schinken = Ham, also German slang for ass
Spalter = someone who splits/divides/cracks something

"Er ist 'n Schinkenspalter!" (He is gay)

by rueganerin February 10, 2009

Schmankerl-boobie

The act of a young woman exposing her breats at a fine place of eating; also for the amusement of the young male company.

Dude, did she just show us some Schmankerl-boobie?

by BiggityBask December 30, 2007

Schieder

Any man whose ability to have sex is only rivaled by his attractive personal appearance and penis size. A "Schieder" can also speak every language (including brail), his shirts never wrinkle, he is left-handed and right-handed, and is known for his ability to serve sizzling fajita platters barehanded.

Dude, did you see that Schieder, he was totally serving sizzling fajita platters barehanded.

by Schiester12344321 January 12, 2010

Schenkelberg

A town in Germany, also a German last name that makes you wish you had a cool last name like it.

"Hi, I'm (first name) Schenkelberg."
"Like Schenkelberg, Germany sweet!"

by Schenkelberg August 26, 2011

schiester

1. One who will one at all costs, using trickery if necessary.
2. A trickster.

That schister tricked me out of that win!

by The Raven January 25, 2005